Probably Stolen achievements number 21 in total, and the unlock rates show which ones a normal run actually lands. The most common is Lower Levels Special at about 79% of players; the rarest is From Nothing, the Hard Way at about 0.2%.

Probably Stolen Achievements Guide: What Each Unlock Needs

AchievementRequirementUnlocked by
Lower Levels SpecialChange the label of any item using the labeler~79%
An Eye for ValueGet 10 perfect appraisals~44%
First StepsComplete the tutorial~39%
Comfortably AfloatStart a day with more than 10,000 credits in estimated total wealth~36%
AuthorizedOwn the business permit~21%
IndustriousOwn 10 machines simultaneously at the start of a day~19%
JackpotWin the jackpot on a scratcher ticket~9%
Keys to the KingdomOwn the deed to the store~6%
DiplomaticReach maximum reputation with any faction~6%
Aug HunterShoot 10 augmented~4%
We Have Rats!Start the game with the hidden scenario~4%
Swimming in CreditsStart a day with more than 100,000 credits in estimated total wealth~3%
ProdigiousOwn the store deed before day 50~2%
Cranked to ElevenReach +250 Quality on any machine~2%
Say My NameProduce a Lab Pure grade narcotic item~2%
Snitches Get RichesReport 10 criminals~1%
ShinyStart a day with 1,000 store attractiveness~1%
Clean HandsWin the game without selling a stolen or contraband item~1%
Green ThumbProduce a Huge Nutrifruit from the Hydroponic~0.4%
From NothingWin the game starting from Rock Bottom~0.3%
From Nothing, the Hard WayWin the game starting from Rock Bottom on hard mode~0.2%

The two shop-ownership achievements are the ones that decide how your run ends, and the buy-the-shop page covers what buying the deed actually requires.

The Five Systems Behind The List

The achievements cluster around five systems, and that is where you start if you want the hard ones:

  1. Tutorial and appraisal loop — First Steps, An Eye for Value, Lower Levels Special.
  2. Wealth and shop ownership — Comfortably Afloat, Swimming in Credits, Shiny, Keys to the Kingdom, Prodigious, Authorized.
  3. Production — Industrious, Cranked to Eleven, Say My Name, Green Thumb.
  4. The counter — Aug Hunter, Snitches Get Riches.
  5. The endgame — Diplomatic, Clean Hands, Jackpot, We Have Rats!, From Nothing and From Nothing, the Hard Way.

We Have Rats! needs the hidden Rat Wrangler scenario, and both From Nothing achievements need the Rock Bottom start, which the Rock Bottom page covers along with the difficulty options.